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BBBB Blocked & Knitting With Dildos
Monday, December 05, 2005

Here is the finished blanket. I should have put my cat on it for scale, but she wasn't around at the time. Believe me when I say this baby blanket is ginormous. It's forty-four inches square. Uh, yeah. Baby blanket. For the biggest baby ever!

I've been busy knitting all sorts of good things recently. I'm making a throw for my grandma out of Lion Brand Homespun using this pattern. It's for Christmas. Sources have informed me that she has too many sweaters, so I was forced to come up with other gift alternatives. The throw is coming out nice so far. I'm one third done, which isn't surprising when you use size 35 needles. It

should be done in fifteen more minutes. Size 35! It's like knitting with dildos. Hahah, I'm so crass. Oh well. I know my grandmother is going to complain when she opens her present because it's not crocheted. She's always telling me how I need to learn to crochet. She thinks it's classier, somehow. Maybe one of these days I will learn how to read crochet directions. It's like reading Greek. To a non-Greek reader. You know what I mean.

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